She is lying!

Do not believe a word my owner says. My little protege and I are only acting in self-defense. You see and hear about all the food she cooks and eats. What does she feed us? Econo Dog Crunchy Kibbles at 3 dollars for 5 pounds. Well we showed her. That crap has orange dye # 13 in it and last week we threw it up all over the rug. That dye is never coming out! She better watch out now that I know how to type on the computer. That is the real reason I learned to stand on my hind legs for hours. If she would just get a shorter stove maybe I could cook my own meals.