Every time I think of walking away from Blogging something hideous comes up that I feel requires comment.
I have noted this week, on two gardening blog sites, a warning placed at the bottom of the page, alerting our newest citizens, the Thumbsters, that into their sub-literate, post-literate, a-literate world has come a blog post or article requiring that they read WORDS.
389 words! is one warning. OMG the Thumbsters howl. Really, they say, then forget it.
5,200 words ! warns the website describing xeric gardens that do not waste water.
5200 words whine the Thumbsters. Has the writer never heard of an Easy Read? And who even knew there were that many words. We thought, like, you know, that there were only 140.
Imagine the relief of senior high school Thumbsters discarding their Iliads, and Chaucer, and "Bleak House" at McKay Used Books. Books that weigh more than three I-phones, full of boring descriptions and unlikeable characters. The days of "The Dead Poets Society" are over.
The day of the Text Message Novel is at hand-
And don't worry. It won't be a "Long Read".
*My discouragement earlier this week was caused by an apartment flooded by a corroded hot water heater and by a gum abcess. Enough to turn anyone into a pessimist.
There, I've said it in twenty eight words. Just enough not to abuse our tee-tiny attention spans!